w4hammer 1:09 Tue Feb 7
The joy of sex...
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..with a draincover..... in romford.
A man has appeared in court accused of trying to have sex with a drain cover in the middle of the street.
Florin Grosu is accused of carrying out the lewd act in Mawney Road, Romford.
He allegedly romped with the drain cover on January 19 and was arrested on the same day.
Detectives from Havering later charged the 33-year-old with indecent exposure, outraging public decency and criminal damage.
On Monday, Grosu, of Yewtree Gardens, Romford, appeared at Barkingside Magistrates' Court.
He was remanded in custody to appear Snaresbrook Crown Court on March 6.
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stomper
9:33 Tue Feb 7
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frotted?????
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Hammer and Pickle
9:31 Tue Feb 7
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Maybe it was just HEAVY petting?
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Nurse Ratched
9:31 Tue Feb 7
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He probably just frotted it. It's not that mind boggling.
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stomper
9:28 Tue Feb 7
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Quite apart from anything else (and there is quite a lot of anything else) I am utterly mystified by the basic mechanics of this story
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gph
8:39 Tue Feb 7
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Criminal damage? To a manhole cover? With his knob?
My mind is boggled.
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ammerman
8:37 Tue Feb 7
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He was only trying to drain the main vein
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Redeye
7:02 Tue Feb 7
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Manhole translation issue perhaps.
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Noah
6:49 Tue Feb 7
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He was having a GRATE time until he ROAD a STOPCOCK.
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Noah
6:42 Tue Feb 7
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Just wanted to DRAIN his nuts in a GULLEY fancied and couldn't KERB his desire.
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Alan
1:51 Tue Feb 7
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Gutter rat.
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
1:50 Tue Feb 7
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The late, great Rachel Heyhoe-Flint, who is really deserving of a mention on the 2017 minor celebrity death thread, used to call her cricket box her man hole cover.
A great woman, in spite of being a passionate WOLVES supporter.
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Westham67
1:46 Tue Feb 7
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He'll end up getting sewered for Millions
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geoffpikey
1:40 Tue Feb 7
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Jeremy Corbyn collects manhole covers. He enjoys "the history of public utilities".
Insert your own jokes. Or knob.
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Jim79
1:38 Tue Feb 7
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He lives in 'Yewtree' Gardens!!! You literally couldn't make this shit up....brilliant.
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Russ of the BML
1:32 Tue Feb 7
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He was like a rat up a drain-pipe.
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Spandex Sidney
1:22 Tue Feb 7
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Fucking Romanians, coming over here, taking our man hole covers.
Maybe he ran 'man hole' covers through google translate and got a literal translation?
Can you really 'romp' with a man hole cover? Does it get hammered and shove vibrators up it's arse for fun? Criminal damage? Crikey he must have an unbelievable truncheon to damage a cast iron man hole cover with his cock
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wd40
1:20 Tue Feb 7
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wet dirty & black
might give it a go .
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Lily Hammer
1:13 Tue Feb 7
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I need to know how old the drain cover was before I can comment.
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